The Dignified Kitchen -- by Philip J. Miner

  1. Swinging Door Introduction
  2. Appx. 375 mL Unlabeled Tin Can
  3. Blackened Freezer Banana
  4. Cup and Saucer
  5. Deep Storage Juicer
  6. Electric Range-Branded Wooden Cutting Board
  7. Half-Used Roll of Brown Paper Towel
  8. Real Estate Agent Fridge Magnet Calendar
  9. Wall-Mounted Telephone
  10. Back Door Exit