Real Estate Agent Fridge Magnet Calendar

Real Estate Agent Fridge Magnet Calendar

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When at long last, a fresh apple pie
Has been placed in the oven,
And yet, disconcertingly,
There still seems to be one
Painfully conspicuous,
And vexingly indeterminable
Absentee—
Dear friend,
Younger sibling of Atlas—
Wayward, stationary child of
Compass—
Soul, essence and axis of the kitchen:
It is you.
On what day of the week
Will the seventh of June
Fall this year?
Ah, there it is right there and
Hmm, how curious—you know,
To me it felt like it would be a Tuesday?
And look there at all those helpful
Emails, URLs and telephone numbers!
What a rich little bundle you are!
You’re even holding up my grocery list!
And by the way—that tie—loving it!
Actually, you know what? I think
I’m going to call you one of these days—
In fact, I’m reaching for the phone right now—
Wait for it…
Wait for it…
No—
But seriously,
One of these days I will call.

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