An Urn of Cough Drops The Poems of Dr. Spectacles

The Poems of Dr. Spectacles

*Dr. Spectacles has requested it be known here that the following are what he regards as his 25 poorest poems. His explanation for this (which he also insisted we publish here): "Fair is fair". Perhaps we will be able to provide more insight into this matter in a subsequent edition.

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1. Acknowledgements
2. An Alphabet
3. Cat Lessons
4. The Closet Full of Bad Things
5. The Drinker
6. The First Parachute Tester
7. The Graveyard Keeper
8. Haiku: Ebony, Yellow
9. Haiku: February! Chalk!
10. Haiku: His Book on Living
11. Haiku: I’ve Lost a Button
12. Haiku: Jam
13. Haiku: My Only Complaint
14. The Health Dilemma: A Song
15. It Must Be Awfully Nice to Be a Doggy
16. The Jingle Bells of Life
17. Math: A Song
18. Mister Octopus
19. The Neighbour
20. Parallel
21. On Reading Greek Mythology
22. The Reunion
23. Skipping a Stone
24. The Spoon, the Fork, the Knife and the Kettle
25. Two Birds in a Tree: A Song

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