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===Swinging Door Introduction=== [[The Dignified Kitchen -- by Philip J. Miner|index]] [[Appx. 375 mL Unlabeled Tin Can|>>]] ::: Your name may be its own Fluctuating Metaphor, But here Within We haven’t the time To unravel such things— We are busy. And you Are too I’m sure— You see, We are Not entirely dense; Our occupations Are not Things we’ve Simply Stumbled over: We obey Newton’s laws. Even when you Are at rest, We acknowledge That you are "Tend[ing] to remain at Rest.” Now, This clearly established, Half of you must Have been wondering What it is You’ve been seeing A portion Of this time. Well, Here We are a relatively peaceful society (With a few important exceptions). Our dogma Is polytheistic, Consisting of A Battered [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Joy_of_Cooking|Joy of Cooking]], Dexterity, Taste And— God, I know I’m forgetting someone— Um, Ah yes, Mothers everywhere. Our labour Is our love, And we balk not At tired clichés Like eggs benedict, Spaghetti, Or chocolate cake; Each task is its Own reward, And each is its original And master. From the bases of Our mousetrap Declivities, And molded Crisper corners, To our Kitschy Flour, Sugar and Coffee Counter Containers, To the heights Of Our vapoured Oil sepia Overhead— And even from the Back door Opposing your Oscillations, Thank you very much, But We are Just cooking. ::: [[The Dignified Kitchen -- by Philip J. Miner|index]] [[Appx. 375 mL Unlabeled Tin Can|>>]]

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