Editing Electric Range-Branded Wooden Cutting Board

===Electric Range-Branded Wooden Cutting Board=== [[Deep Storage Juicer|<<]] [[The Dignified Kitchen -- by Philip J. Miner|index]] [[Half-Used Roll of Brown Paper Towel|>>]] ::: The unflinching backdrop Of such tumult-- How ungrateful and heartless must feel Each pass of hand across Your harp-stringed face, When all you've known is percussion? And you were not eased gently into this role were you? Lesson one took you from seasons and sparrows To chainsaws and awls-- How traumatizing--talk about Baptism by fire! Which brings me to your backside there, Which unlike my own, is slightly warped in-- Ouch! That's a much deeper burn than I thought-- I can't even imagine how that would happen In the first place-- Is it not standard protocol to chop first, Boil second? Regardless, I'm sure this whole business is less than settling For you--I just hope it was an accident. In any event, know my gratitude for the daily horrors you Face will never be truncated. Know also that although punished, you have done no Wrong, but like so many others, The Universe has selected you at random for Arbitrary disfigurement And suffering. My friend, you will know spells of darkness, But like the pockmarked moon And the swallowed Mexican Gulf-- Knock on wood-- You too will have your moment in the sun. ::: [[Deep Storage Juicer|<<]] [[The Dignified Kitchen -- by Philip J. Miner|index]] [[Half-Used Roll of Brown Paper Towel|>>]]

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