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===Blackened Freezer Banana=== [[Appx. 375 mL Unlabeled Tin Can|<<]] [[The Dignified Kitchen -- by Philip J. Miner|index]] [[Cup and Saucer|>>]] ::: Rocked violently since the cord was cut Banana boat refugee Your gag reflex is stronger than most. And fast-forward now, swinging In the door with the Minute Maid And tied-off bags of peas. I'm almost inclined to Test your seemingly limitless Toleration by giving you the bad news first— But instead, I impart you this: Earlier, while having lunch down the street With the blender, he leaned coyly toward me and Confided he has been undergoing Renal dialysis treatment. Needless to say, his potassium Intake has been brought to an abrupt halt. Now, for you--relatively speaking-- this is all Well and good, but by the same token, I also have some bad news-- In part, this is also a confession, and I would apologize more emphatically Right off the bat Had I less faith in the mellowness Of your nature, And the thickness Of your skin. Well here goes: I have bought yet another bunch of bananas-- I know, I didn't even need them. See Look over my shoulder-- Careful-- Pretend you are looking somewhere else. Do you see them? The yellow-green bunch Beside the others which--oh! They've begun to speckle-- We've so little time. Ah, why did I even buy more? Maybe I had seen another patron at the supermarket Doing the same and I simply imitated (Monkey see, monkey do, you know). I'll admit, I do have a slight problem— All right, fine, it's an epidemic— And sadly, It is you and not me who must pay the ultimate price. I'm sorry dear friend, I have so enjoyed our little chats. But the time has come for you to make your Final arrangements: Will it be split with ice cream or Fondued with sprinkles? What’s that? Ah yes, I thought you would choose the latter-- More reserved, but with a hint of flair. Blackened Freezer Banana, We pass this way but once, And despite my profound desire for your return, I shall use your strong stomach as inspiration For keeping you down. ::: [[Appx. 375 mL Unlabeled Tin Can|<<]] [[The Dignified Kitchen -- by Philip J. Miner|index]] [[Cup and Saucer|>>]]

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